The first nun said, “I was cleaning the father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!”
“What did you do?” the other nuns asked.
“Well, of course I threw them all in the trash.”
The second nun said, “Well, I can top that. I was in the father’s room [...]
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves.
The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle, he kept, and what landed outside the circle, god kept.
The [...]
