Got a letter from Grandma the other day.
She writes…
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a “Honk If You Love Jesus ” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting; so I [...]
On returning from battle in the Falkland Islands, 3 soldiers are asked to report to their commander. The commander states that because of services rendered the army will pay each soldier a sum of 100 pounds per inch on their bodies, from one point to another of their choice.
The commander asks the first soldier, a [...]
