A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney, feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of hundred-year old brandy.
The defendant was fit to be tied. “The judge’ll kill me. Trying to bribe him! We’re dead!”
“I don’t think so,” his attorney told him. “I sent it in the other [...]
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner the price.
“Twelve dollars for the rat, sir,” says the [...]
