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Why God Made Mums

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the sticky tape is
2. Mostly to clean the house
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like the rest of us
2. [...]

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The Four-Year Old

Ever notice how a 4 year old’s voice is louder than 200 adult voices?
Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karen, apparently scared [...]

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