How would you make your marriage work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8
What do you think your mom and [...]
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the sticky tape is
2. Mostly to clean the house
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like the rest of us
2. [...]
