A crusty sergeant major is at a party when a lady at the event approaches him and asks, “Is something bothering you?”
“Negative, ma’am,” says the sergeant major. “Just serious by nature.”
“You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?”
“1955″
“you really need to chill out [...]
Late at night this guy runs into a pub and demands a glass of water from the landlord. The guy drinks it in one gulp then asks for a second glass. Six pints later, and he has recovered enough to speak. “Thanks,” he croaks. “That’s one hell of a thirst you’ve got,” says the landlord.
The [...]
