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Computer Jokes
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Life Before The Computer

Memory was something that you lost with age.
An Application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
A web was a spider’s home.
A virus was the flu.
A CD was a bank account.
A hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And if [...]

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What Gender Is A Computer?

An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.
He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as “she”. One of the students raised their hand and asked - “What gender is a computer”?
The teacher wasn’t [...]

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