*SON SAYS:* Daddy, how was I born?
*DAD SAYS:* Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother [...]
Memory was something that you lost with age.
An Application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
A web was a spider’s home.
A virus was the flu.
A CD was a bank account.
A hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And if [...]
