A crusty sergeant major is at a party when a lady at the event approaches him and asks, “Is something bothering you?”
“Negative, ma’am,” says the sergeant major. “Just serious by nature.”
“You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?”
“1955″
“you really need to chill out [...]
Got a letter from Grandma the other day.
She writes…
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a “Honk If You Love Jesus ” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting; so I [...]
