A mental hospital was critically overcrowded. The doctor decides to get all the patients seated in one large room to conduct a test to see how many they discharge that day.
At the front of the room the Doctors took some chalk and drew a full size door on a Blackboard and offered an ice cream [...]
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the sticky tape is
2. Mostly to clean the house
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like the rest of us
2. [...]
