Why do men die first?
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries…… but, now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race…you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework…you’re a pansy.
If you work too hard…there’s never any time for her.
If [...]
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull
so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, “When I get there, if [...]



