A girl asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?”
The mother responded, “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You’ll learn this as you get older.”
The girl then asked, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?”
Her mother responded again, “That’s another thing women don’t talk about. You’ll learn this, too, as you grow up.”
The girl, still [...]
10. See me after class.
9. Didn’t you ever buy the book?
8. It’s a C — but it’s a strong C.
7. Fascinatingly convoluted.
6. My, what nice, big margins!
5. You must’ve been up all last night.
4. You should probably know the book ends differently than the movie.
3. Spelling requires more than just sounding it out.
2. Are you [...]
