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3 Men At Sauna

hree men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping
sound.
The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at him questioningly. “That’s my pager,” he says. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to [...]

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Swimming With Alligators

A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen.
The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators.
The CEO says to his executives “I think an executive should be measured by [...]

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