Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side.
“But,” said the duffer, “since you’re obviously much better than I, to even it a bit you have to spot me two ‘gotchas’.”
The golf pro didn’t know what a ‘gotcha’ was, but he went along with it. [...]
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever.
The diver went below another 20 feet, but the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went below 25 feet, but [...]
