WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not - don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: [...]
“Mom! I’m already 15 years old~”
“I know”
“Can I get a boyfriend?~”
“No.”
“How come sister Jenny could at 13~!?”
“So?”
“Can I start wearing bra~?”
“No.”
“How come Jenny can when she was 13~?”
“I said no!”
“Than can I use tampon?”
Highlight -> “HOW ON EARTH DID I GET A SON SO DUMB?“
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