10. When they ask “How are you today?” Tell them! “I’m so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog
just died.”
9. If they say they’re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their [...]
There was a sad man sitting in a bar staring at his drink. A big trouble-looking truck driver came in and drank all his drink. The sad man started crying. The Truck driver said, “I was just joking, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand seeing a man cry.”
The sad man said, “No, [...]
