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	<description>Back and Ready To Take On a New Year</description>
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		<title>Status Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 06:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tony</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I am not gone. ROFLs.info is not dead. I have been busy for the past three months because of personal reasons and the following weeks will be a hectic. Site will be updated when I have more time after a couple of weeks. Thanks for the loyal viewers that keeps checking in. Sorry for the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am not gone. ROFLs.info is not dead. I have been busy for the past three months because of personal reasons and the following weeks will be a hectic. Site will be updated when I have more time after a couple of weeks. Thanks for the loyal viewers that keeps checking in. Sorry for the lack of updates.</p>
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		<title>Brushing Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tony</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I know ROFLs.info haven&#8217;t been updated much for a while now. It&#8217;s hard posting good jokes so often and I don&#8217;t want to start posting bad jokes. If you have some good jokes that you want to share, feel free to email it to us at jokes@rofls.info.
If you&#8217;ve noticed that ROFLs.info has been a been [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know ROFLs.info haven&#8217;t been updated much for a while now. It&#8217;s hard posting good jokes so often and I don&#8217;t want to start posting bad jokes. If you have some good jokes that you want to share, feel free to email it to us at <a href="mailto:jokes@rofls.info">jokes@rofls.info</a>.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;ve noticed that ROFLs.info has been a been wacky yesterday, it was because I was fixing up some things with the hosting. All the kinks should be fixed by later today. If you have an email account @rofls.info, you can now also access it via <a href="http://mail.rofls.info">mail.rofls.info</a>.</p>
<p>I will try to update the site more often with more good jokes and funny pictures, so check back often!</p>
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		<title>Back and Ready To Take On a New Year</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 05:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tony</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[After being left in the archive for almsot four months, heres a little bit of good news. Not sure how many people are still roaming around ROFLs.info to read this, but we are back! I have finally finished all of my college applications. Well, not all, but most. Just a few minor things to do, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After being left in the archive for almsot four months, heres a little bit of good news. Not sure how many people are still roaming around ROFLs.info to read this, but we are back! I have finally finished all of my college applications. Well, not all, but most. Just a few minor things to do, nothing big, so I will be able to dedicate some time to work on this site. Don&#8217;t expect daily updated from me. I&#8217;m still on hiatus. Plus, I have senoritis, although some may argue that I&#8217;ve had that since freshman year. But I WILL promise constant updates, even thought it may not be daily. So check back every so often. I will also be posting some new pictures on the other ROFLs blog every now and then, so check there if you&#8217;re tired from reading jokes or if you need a little laugh.</p>
<p>Also expect some improvements on ROFLs.info. Whether it may be a complete overhaul and revamp or just spicing some things up I do not know. I didn&#8217;t plan this out yet. So just wait and watch and you shall see!</p>
<p>Edit 1/3/07: I&#8217;ve found a premade theme and modified it for ROFLs. The joke and picture section looks a lot more integrated now. Hope you guys like the new theme. If not, get use to it. This is probably it for now, with just a little bit of tweaking here and there. I&#8217;ll be updating the jokes and pictures regularly.</p>
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		<title>Archival State</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 05:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tony</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[After being down for around two or so weeks, I&#8217;ve decided to restore ROFLs on a new host. WarmWebHost has been ignoring my support tickets and didn&#8217;t do anything about their downed server nor did they give me a backup of my site. My most current backup of ROFLs is from June 7, 2007, so [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After being down for around two or so weeks, I&#8217;ve decided to restore ROFLs on a new host. WarmWebHost has been ignoring my support tickets and didn&#8217;t do anything about their downed server nor did they give me a backup of my site. My most current backup of ROFLs is from June 7, 2007, so all of the jokes that have been posted in the past three months are lost forever (unless WarmWebHost decides to finally answer me and give me a backup of my site, which is very unlikely).</p>
<p>I am discouraged at the fact that every joke that I posted in the past three month are gone. As of now, I will no longer be updating ROFLs with a new joke everyday. I will be working on my college applications soon and later be enjoying the rest of my senior year. I will keep the jokes up as an archive, so you guys can still get a laugh whenever you&#8217;re bored and have nothing better to do. If I ever come across a funny joke, I will still post it up every now and then on ROFLs. As for now, so long!</p>
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		<title>Brief Update</title>
		<link>http://rofls.info/home/?p=10</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 05:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tony</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I have finally started working on some change saround this place. This is just a temporary page until everything we need to do is done. As all of you can see, we have a new blog dedicated to all types of pictures. The joke blog will remain updated daily, while the picture blog will be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have finally started working on some change saround this place. This is just a temporary page until everything we need to do is done. As all of you can see, we have a new blog dedicated to all types of pictures. The joke blog will remain updated daily, while the picture blog will be updated in a timely fashion. For all of those who bookmarked, saved, or view our jokes through RSS, please update your links to the new URL for the joke blog.</p>
<p>For those of you that don&#8217;t read the latest updates or missed it and are wondering about the mail link, ROFLs will provide an email account to those who wish to have one. Our email system is hosted by Google. To request one, <a href="/jokes/contact-us/">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Hmm&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://rofls.info/home/?p=9</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 05:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tony</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[None is going well. ROFLs has once again been down for another two weeks. Well, we&#8217;ve been up, but we were somehow split between two servers/hosts. One that had problems with DNS settings and no support and one that is moving servers or something and is delayed in restoring my backup. Our site dropped from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>None is going well. ROFLs has once again been down for another two weeks. Well, we&#8217;ve been up, but we were somehow split between two servers/hosts. One that had problems with DNS settings and no support and one that is moving servers or something and is delayed in restoring my backup. Our site dropped from a Google pagerank of 3 to a measely 2. But I&#8217;m determined to keep ROFLs running and make it even more successful. I shall prove that ROFLs prime is not over yet. Anyway, I changed hosts once again, and hopefully, ROFLs will be stable from now on.</p>
<p>Aside from the technical terms that noone understands, ROFLs is offering an e-mail service powered by Google. It is similar to Google&#8217;s e-mail service, GMail, if there&#8217;s any difference besides the @rofls.info. If you would like a ***@rofls.info email, fill out the form via the <a href="/contact-us">contact us</a> page.</p>
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		<title>Look Mommy, I Can Stand!</title>
		<link>http://rofls.info/home/?p=8</link>
		<comments>http://rofls.info/home/?p=8#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tony</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[What better way to celebrate ROFLs&#8217;s one year anniversary other than another downtime? This time, it was not our host. I had only registered the ROFLs.info for one year. Unfortunately, I did not get any reminder emails warning me of the upcoming expiration of ROFLs.info. The domain should be up in a few days. ROFLs [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What better way to celebrate ROFLs&#8217;s one year anniversary other than another downtime? This time, it was not our host. I had only registered the ROFLs.info for one year. Unfortunately, I did not get any reminder emails warning me of the upcoming expiration of ROFLs.info. The domain should be up in a few days. ROFLs can actually be accessed with our secondary/backup domain <a href="http://rofls.wtfs.info">rofls.wtfs.info</a>, but not many know about it, and I suspect noone will find out until the ROFLs.info domain is back up.</p>
<p>Aside from the two recent inaccessibility (one because of my previous host and one because of the domain expiration), we are happy that ROFLs has officially been on the face of the net for one year. We are one year old!</p>
<p>ROFLs has been very successful compared to many other new websites out there. During this year, ROFLs has achieved a record of nearly 500,000 page views! Well, not really, but almost. We are around 5,000 views short. I&#8217;m positive that ROFLs would&#8217;ve surpassed 500,000 pageviews if it wasn&#8217;t for the two incidents/downtime, since we&#8217;ve been recieving as much as 10,000 pageviews lately while ROFLs was up. Anyway, it is a really big accomplishment to me.</p>
<p><a href="http://img206.imageshack.us/my.php?image=statsbarke2.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/8169/statsbarke2.png" border="0" alt="ROFLs Bar Graph Stats" /></a> <a href="http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=statsnumow5.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8633/statsnumow5.png" border="0" alt="ROFLs Number Stats" /></a><br />Click Screenshots to Enlarge</p>
<p>Thank you all for making this possible.</p>
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		<title>We Are Back!</title>
		<link>http://rofls.info/home/?p=7</link>
		<comments>http://rofls.info/home/?p=7#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tony</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Do not fear, ROFLs is back! Sorry for the prolonged down time. Our host went down and told us that they went out of business due to what they called &#8220;extreme&#8221; situations. My last backup of ROFLs is from February 10th, 2007, and I was looking all over the place to find a way to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do not fear, ROFLs is back! Sorry for the prolonged down time. Our host went down and told us that they went out of business due to what they called &#8220;extreme&#8221; situations. My last backup of ROFLs is from February 10th, 2007, and I was looking all over the place to find a way to cope with the lost. Thankfully, my host contacted me and gave me a backup of ROFLs. No information should be lost.</p>
<p>Luckily, we found a sponsor to provide hosting for us. Give <a href="http://www.arcadehouse.org/">Arcade House</a> a visit.</p>
<p>The next couple of months will be a really busy period for me. Please don&#8217;t mine if I miss a couple of days of day. I will have midterm projects, final projects, papers, SATs, AP exams, final exams, etc. You get the point. After this period, I should have a bit more free time to work on ROFLs and add more features in additional to the regular joke updates.</p>
<p>Thanks for understanding and sorry for the inconvience.</p>
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		<title>Go Penquins!</title>
		<link>http://rofls.info/home/?p=6</link>
		<comments>http://rofls.info/home/?p=6#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tony</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, Guys. I recently saw a script that sends you to a nice flash. Unfortunately, that script is buggy, so I decided to write my own. The flash is pretty cool (only the first time viewing it, though), so give it a try sometimes. Click here to try it out. Tell me if they&#8217;re any [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, Guys. I recently saw a script that sends you to a nice flash. Unfortunately, that script is buggy, so I decided to write my own. The flash is pretty cool (only the first time viewing it, though), so give it a try sometimes. <a href='http://rofls.info/snow.php'>Click here</a> to try it out. Tell me if they&#8217;re any bugs.</p>
<p>I know the jokes are getting cornier. If you have some good jokes that you want to share, feel free to email it to me at <a ahref='mailto:jokes@rofls.info'>jokes@rofls.info</a>.</p>
<p>Hope you enjoyed the script and flash. Byes!</p>
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		<title>Comment System</title>
		<link>http://rofls.info/home/?p=5</link>
		<comments>http://rofls.info/home/?p=5#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2006 05:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tony</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[All new comments need to be approved due to major spam, including linking to sites like viagra, online prescriptions, online casinos, porn, warez, etc.
I have just cleared a few hundred spam comments. Your first comment will be moderated manually. Once it is approved, any new comments that you make should be automatically approved.
If you encounter [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All new comments need to be approved due to major spam, including linking to sites like viagra, online prescriptions, online casinos, porn, warez, etc.</p>
<p>I have just cleared a few hundred spam comments. <s>Your first comment will be moderated manually. Once it is approved, any new comments that you make should be automatically approved.</s></p>
<p>If you encounter any problems, feel free to send an email to <a href="mailto:support@rofls.info">support@rofls.info</a>.</p>
<p><strong>Update:</strong> Instead of approving comments, it has been changed so that guests do not have the permission to comment. If you wish to comment, you can make an easy one-time registration that requires less than a minute. The registration link can be found on the right sidebar under the &#8216;meta&#8217; category. This is to prevent potential spam from bots and other communities.</p>
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